Damn damn damn! Damn i hate the "friend zone" . It's like detention for life.
For those of you that don't know what the "FRIEND ZONE" is, well.. It's a place that girls keep guys they just what to be friends with. "I like you alot tho but it'll be cool if we just stay friends" 0_o WDF!!! That sucks especially if it's someone you really like. Ladies gotta give us guys a chance sometimes, maybe 3-4 chances.
There are two types of friend zones:
A. Doomed for life.
B. Half friend zone.
B is easy, let me rush thru it, B is she/ he still hits you up once in a while, you guys go on dates but you dont even get a kiss. Maybe a peck (sometimes without contact)
Now...
A. DOOMED FOR LIFE!!! It's protected with titanium metal and laser beams, there is no escape once you are in that zone. Ok you know how you have phone contracts and sh**, well.. this friend zone has limited minutes and limited texting with a phone that you have to call an operator first. I wouldn't like to be there myself but Astronauts, but i bare good news.
I BE HE, THE FIRST ASTRONAUT TO BREAK THIS HERE BARRIER * Old American accent*
One thing i know about ladies is, they analyze the guys they keep out to of friend zone with time. I've stayed in a friend zone for about 200000 years (equivalent to 2months, d o that math) and i'm finally out. I know right? fu**** tubular!
Oh! I stopped talking to her, that's how i got out! Are you disappointed? What did you expect? We had sex and sh**? nah! thats only in the movies or if you happen to be there when she's high.
( that was a joke people).
There's no hope in this zone yo, but i heard a rumor a longtime ago, about a girl that put a guy in the friend zone by mistake and later on, she realized he wasn't went to be there,so she brought him out...
Astronauts, i happen to be that boy.
According to research:
- If she/he thinks of you as a brother/sister, you're probably in the friend zone.
- Acting like a doormat is a surefire way to remain "just friends."
- Avoid the situation by turning the tables and being the first to say you only want to be friends
Tips on getting out to the friend zone:
1. Give her/him space.
2. Don't bore them the fcu*** if you hve a conversation.
3. Show them you care but dont put it all out there yo!
4. My fingers hurt from typing this. lol.
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2 comments:
Uh maybe its just me but I don't agree with this at all.. personally, if i'm going to seriously date a guy, he has to be in the friend "zone" for at least a year. When u start off infatuated by someone and that takes u into a relationship, you're just signing an early death warrant. You don't really see the other's true colours until after a year because for a long time, you and her will be in that honeymoon-ish stage. If both of you are in the "friend zone", it gives him/her time to get to know someone without the infatuation playing a significant part in how much you like him/her.
okay this is getting kinda long.. im just saying it doesnt apply to everyone :) If is start off straight up flirting with u, most likely we're gonna do "stuff" and that'll be it.. on to the bloody next one. lol
you are right dafna, it doesnt apply to everyone. I guess nothing actually does. lol. But like i said there are different types of friend zones. Depends on which one the person is in. I can relate to your point of view tho. Thanks for commenting :)
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